#5. The roommate ad.

Jan Nagels: “Write a roommate ad for our apartment”.

Wanted: roommate to bingewatch Netflix with in 2018

We’re Jan, Josse and Martijn, three Brussels-based Netflix addicts.
We share a loft with four bedrooms and one bathroom, like in New Girl.
We have a crazy terrace that overlooks the city, like in Friends.
We used to be classmates, like in Community.
Now we all work in advertising, like in Mad Men.
Actually one of us is pretty much unemployed, like in It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
Another one of us is really hard to understand, like in South Park.
The third guy is really hairy, like in Bojack Horseman.
We like to think of ourselves as poetic womanizers, like in Californication.
We go on all these crazy adventures, like in Rick and Morty.
Our parties are legen – wait for it – dary, like in How I Met Your Mother.
We’re nerdy but adorable, like in Stranger Things.
We’re looking for a new roommate, like in New Girl.

Call us during the day, please. Our evenings are for Netflix only.

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Martijn Beckers

I’m Martijn. One day I hope to become a succesful writer of some sort. A novelist, maybe. Or a columnist, a journalist or an advertising copywriter. I haven’t figured that part out yet. What I do know, however, is that practice makes perfect. You know what they say: 10,000 hours of deliberate exercise. Or 365 days, in this case.

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